With both Mike and Dave present and accounted, Wild Card Wednesday gets started with Dave singing luck be a lady. The boys talk sports...Mike takes the longest piss on air...oh we learn that Dave played high school football against Tom Brady....we learn that Mike doesn't care and is sick of hearing it...The boy put a call out for the Brain to call in, he does, and he's invited to Vegas! Ashley FF calls into discuss pissing like a man. K calls in and she and Ashley plan on using cooter cups to pee like men. Mike reveals K has a crush on Dave and tries to set up a 3some with K, Dave, & his wife but Brain calls in and declares HE wants to take K to Vegas as his date. Oh what a buffet of fuckery this has become! Tune in next week to find out what happened! As always, thank you for watching!