With Matt in good spirits, his enthusiasm about discussing Andre the Great, is contagious. We learn cashews remind Matt of a certain human body part. It wouldn't be Matt's show w/o a song & he doesn't disappoint as he belts out 'Nuclear War'.
Matt starts this episode off with his cover of Green Day's 'Boulevard of Broken Dreams' & nails it! Then he tells us what the worst thing to happen to him this week was and also talks about mac & cheese he made that smelled like a clean woman!
Always prepared, the network's craziest host by far covers the important topics like old ladies wearing pussy hats, the Donald Trump Simpsons statue, and a man fucking his service goat on a bus. Matt gets sick and pukes at beer number 5 then it's on to number 6!!
Matt talks about flat earth and NASA supposedly allegedly'faking' things i.e. moon landing. He takes some calls, shares another gas station story, and sings an impromptu song about the death of craigslist personals.
THE INDONESIAN SMOKING ORANGUTAN: Monotone was recently abused by a gas station cashier. Maureen called in looking for Mary Carey. Matt performed a song, ran through current events and did jumping jacks.
KRABDADDY CONFESSION: Monotone started this week’s broadcast with a random improvised song. Matt shared a story about playing laser tag with Reverend Rimjob. Krabdaddy called in to get something off his chest. Other notable topics included: eating shrimp, shitting in his pants and a possible date with Ashley Double F.
DESCENDED TESTES: Following the drama from last week’s show, Monotone’s future at GSPN was left in question. To the delight of his fans, Matt returned with a 12pk of beer. Notable topics of discussion included: transgenders, Madhouse Agent Jack, Grandma Nazi and updates from the Olympics.
MONO MELTDOWN: Monotone started his show already 9 shots down, sporting a freshly cut mohawk and looking equally stunning and disturbing in his Wonder Woman costume. Matt and Jeff ran down a list of Mono’s favorite Todd Solondz films. Topics of discussion included a tequila shortage and a possible insurance policy. Jim called in and pandemonium ensued.
THE HABITAT: Monotone announced his soon to be launched live stream. “The Habitat” will be a real time, Truman Show broadcasting Matt’s every move from inside his trailer. With hypnotic natural breasts bouncing behind him, Matt shared stories about his prostate, near death experiences and Tom Brady. High Pitch Erik checked in from Las Vegas. Other notable topics of discussion included: pizzeria panic attacks, PTSD and beer.