With Matt in good spirits, his enthusiasm about discussing Andre the Great, is contagious. We learn cashews remind Matt of a certain human body part. It wouldn't be Matt's show w/o a song & he doesn't disappoint as he belts out 'Nuclear War'.
Matt starts this episode off with his cover of Green Day's 'Boulevard of Broken Dreams' & nails it! Then he tells us what the worst thing to happen to him this week was and also talks about mac & cheese he made that smelled like a clean woman!
Always prepared, the network's craziest host by far covers the important topics like old ladies wearing pussy hats, the Donald Trump Simpsons statue, and a man fucking his service goat on a bus. Matt gets sick and pukes at beer number 5 then it's on to number 6!!
Matt talks about flat earth and NASA supposedly allegedly'faking' things i.e. moon landing. He takes some calls, shares another gas station story, and sings an impromptu song about the death of craigslist personals.
THE INDONESIAN SMOKING ORANGUTAN: Monotone was recently abused by a gas station cashier. Maureen called in looking for Mary Carey. Matt performed a song, ran through current events and did jumping jacks.
KRABDADDY CONFESSION: Monotone started this week’s broadcast with a random improvised song. Matt shared a story about playing laser tag with Reverend Rimjob. Krabdaddy called in to get something off his chest. Other notable topics included: eating shrimp, shitting in his pants and a possible date with Ashley Double F.
DESCENDED TESTES: Following the drama from last week’s show, Monotone’s future at GSPN was left in question. To the delight of his fans, Matt returned with a 12pk of beer. Notable topics of discussion included: transgenders, Madhouse Agent Jack, Grandma Nazi and updates from the Olympics.
MONO MELTDOWN: Monotone started his show already 9 shots down, sporting a freshly cut mohawk and looking equally stunning and disturbing in his Wonder Woman costume. Matt and Jeff ran down a list of Mono’s favorite Todd Solondz films. Topics of discussion included a tequila shortage and a possible insurance policy. Jim called in and pandemonium ensued.
THE HABITAT: Monotone announced his soon to be launched live stream. “The Habitat” will be a real time, Truman Show broadcasting Matt’s every move from inside his trailer. With hypnotic natural breasts bouncing behind him, Matt shared stories about his prostate, near death experiences and Tom Brady. High Pitch Erik checked in from Las Vegas. Other notable topics of discussion included: pizzeria panic attacks, PTSD and beer.
MATT THE ENTERTAINER: Just a few days after being selected by Brain to win this year’s death pool; Monotone played his guitar, sang karaoke and drank beer. Matt ran down a long list of the world’s most disgusting drinks and shared his favorite Netflix of the week. Other notable topics of discussion included: the fentanyl epidemic in America and Dan Schneider’s foot fetish.
WHO’S HIGH PITCH?: Monotone started his show already four beers in and rockin’ a freshly shaved mohawk. With High Pitch cohosting; the boys reminisced about Joey Boots and shared their hatred for Krystal. Matt ran through his “Top 5” TV shows (that are currently streaming on Netflix) as well as his “Top 5” porn stars. Monotone also debuted his new single “No Home” which was inspired by Uncle Jeff.
HIGH 5: Monotone ran down his Top 5 favorite thrillers that are currently available on Netflix as well as his 5 favorite beers. Krabdaddy called in to run through his VHS collection while Shmad gave everyone an update on his legal troubles.
BEST OF 2017: The countdown to the New Year has begun and no one is happier to have the holidays over than Monotone Matt. Matthew shared stories of jalapeño spit, turning down oral from a man (who later vandalized his 1993 Eclipse), and his fascination with hairy women.
Monotone gave his audience a Christmas bonus in the form of an extra broadcast. A sober Matt took the night off from drinking to let his liver recover. Mono discussed doing a 69 with a European social worker while listening to Nine Inch Nails and getting robbed after a week long drug binge with a Nigerian in Amsterdam.
CASINO NIGHT: Still riding a buzz from the night before, Monotone drank, vaped, coughed and vomited throughout his Christmas Special. Cousin Jim called in to recap the night before which included: Matt body checking a Hispanic infant after losing his money and his glasses.
Monotone kicked off his Thanksgiving Spectacular by debuting a new single, titled “Winner Turkey Dinner”. Later, Matt shares a heartwarming story about a 3-day Thanksgiving Weekend acid trip that he had over at his now-deceased Grandmother’s house.
The Monotone Matt Show is anything but predictable! In the second installment of the podcast, just minutes into the show, an electrical fire broke out engulfing GSPN Headquarters in flames. (Do we have your attention now?!?!) Not to worry - Uncle Jeff not only contained the flames but miraculously kept the show rolling through it all.
The GSPN went live by rolling out their first show … and the launch did not disappoint. The debut of the Monotone Matt Show was a huge success, pulling Periscope numbers in the thousands.. Matt kicked the show off in a pink tutu broadcasting live from his Indiana mobile home.