PIZZA NIGHT: With Krystal co-hosting, Ed waits on the pizza guy (courtesy of Serial Killer Jack). Napkin demonstrates eating without a shirt or teeth. Krystal discussed her upcoming jail time for prostitution and her plans once she’s out. Chad called in and unleashed his hatred for Krystal.
ELEVEN INCHES: With High Pitch cohosting; Ed shared stories about Jodi Arias and living without teeth. A hungover Casey from the “Tribulations of Not Mr. White” Show called in to discuss life in Santa Barbara and the sex trade in Amsterdam.
Ghost Stories: Ed shared sex stories that included losing his virginity and dealing with pubic lice. Napkin informs Jim that his aborted twins would turn 21 this year and a seven foot ghost lives in his walls.
OPEN (HOT) MIC NIGHT: With the recent incarceration of Krystal, Kate's resignation and the termination of Krabdaddy behind him, Ed continues to search for a Co-Host. Napkin's sister and nephew made unannounced visits to drop off groceries and Christmas gifts.
No one tells Napkin what to do. Ed started the show feeling nauseous from a white trash salad with vinaigrette and chopped hotdogs that his fiancée prepared. Tommy from Malden called in to speak to Gonzo, who wasn’t even on the show.